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	<title>/dev/null &#187; quotes</title>
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		<title>who`s the boss</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
  &#8216;I should be in charge,&#8217; said the brain , &#8216;Because I run all the body&#8217;s systems, so without me nothing would
happen.&#8217;

 &#8216;I should be in charge,&#8217; said the blood , &#8216;Because I circulate oxygen all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom`s business plan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler&#8217;s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er&#8230; I dunno, &#8220;does what no other dildo can do until now&#8221;, latest and greatest in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen as hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid term examination. The answer by one student was so &#8216;profound&#8217; that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Carlin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Най-нечестното в живота е как завършва той. Искам да кажа, че животът е труден. Заема по-голямата част от времето ти. И какво получаваш накрая? Смърт. Това какво е, някаква премия ли? Мисля си, че житейският цикъл трябва да бъде обърнат.
Първо трябва да умреш, за да свършиш тая работа и да се отървеш.
След това отиваш в [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Прощално писмо на Гарсия Маркес до приятелите:
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		<title>sounds about right</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Когато съпругата на Джордж Kарлин починала, Kарлин - известният груб и устат комик от 70-те и 80-те години - написал:
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