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who`s the boss

Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain , ‘Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would
happen.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood , ‘Because I circulate oxygen all […]


Tom`s business plan

“Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er… I dunno, “does what no other dildo can do until now”, latest and greatest in […]


Frozen as hell

The following is an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid term examination. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off […]


George Carlin

Най-нечестното в живота е как завършва той. Искам да кажа, че животът е труден. Заема по-голямата част от времето ти. И какво получаваш накрая? Смърт. Това какво е, някаква премия ли? Мисля си, че житейският цикъл трябва да бъде обърнат.
Първо трябва да умреш, за да свършиш тая работа и да се отървеш.
След това отиваш в […]


A letter

Прощално писмо на Гарсия Маркес до приятелите:


sounds about right

Когато съпругата на Джордж Kарлин починала, Kарлин - известният груб и устат комик от 70-те и 80-те години - написал: